The Tale of J. Q. McGlutton
J. Q. McGlutton was dining on mutton
when he popped a button right off of his shirt.
The button went sailing
and bounced off a railing
gave Mrs. McGlutton a pretty good wailing
then flew out the window and fell in the dirt.
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